“US to Dig Trench Along Mexican Border,” read headlines in newspapers all across America.
The President of the United States signed an executive order that authorized the digging of the trench.
Crews began digging the 800 feet wide, 800 feet deep trench today.
It will run from the Pacific Ocean to the Gulf of Mexico.
It will be filled with water from the ocean and the gulf.
“It’s going to be the most beautiful trench you’ve ever seen,” said the President at a press conference beside the olympic sized pool at his resort in Mar-a-Lago, Florida. “Believe me, this trench will make America great again. And Mexico is going to pay for it. And it give great exercise to the people who try to swim across it. Finally, for the first time in history, you will have a President who will keep America safe from the huddled masses yearning to breathe free!”
“It’s going to be a muddy eyesore,” responded the leader of the opposition to the trench. “The only thing muddier is the thinking of people who want to dig trenches to keep hurting people out.”
“Really. The President is making America great again by making it safe for the first time in history, and making it safe again my making it great for the first time in history. Really,” wrote an ally of the President in an editorial supporting the trench in the Washington Post.
Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, there is a whale.
Scientists named him 52 Blue because he sings his whale song at a frequency of 52 Hz.
Other whales can’t hear his song.
They sing at frequencies between 15 and 25 Hz.
What kind of whale is 52 Blue?
We don’t know.
He could be a deformed blue whale.
He could be a cross between blue and fin whales.
He could be a new kind of whale we have only heard but never seen.
A small, mute migrant kid and his brave Alaskan Iñuit friend are on their way to try to find him.
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